男人&三个女人

从朋友那转贴过来的。很幽默，也很真实。让我想起我爸爸。。嘿嘿。。=p

男人&三个女人

男人一生当中，至少要deal with三个女人。难怪男人在世界上的人数比例，会比女人少，原来一个男人要服侍三个女人。

为什么这么说?第一个，母亲，俗称妈妈。她一生我们出来，我们男人就注定欠她了。从她跨下出来，也是上世的债。还是婴儿的时候，她给我们吃什么就什么，根 本没有选择的余地。很可能你以为哭就可以耍赖。但你是没办法的，因为她会一直在那喃喃自语，说：“你要乖哦，喝奶奶饱饱才会长高高哦....”

对，长大了，就是来避开你的藤条。“你这个顽皮蛋，给我抓到你就知死......”在我七岁的时候，妈妈的语气可不一样了哦~

妈妈其实是读很多很多圣贤书的人，她的人生大道理好像永远都说不完。一直说一直说从不言倦。直到我有了女朋友，她再也没有对我有任何意见。嘢逃难咯！这时 候的我们就可以大展男人甜言蜜语的本色，千辛万苦地把女友骗来身边（一定要用“骗”这个字，才显得男人比较厉害）。可是几个月后才发现，原来是我被她骗 了。“你为什么这么肮脏？去洗澡”“快去读书”“吃了东西没有洗碗，想死啊？？”啊。。。拿我的命吧，妈妈回来了！

不过人生就是这样，我们一定要跟着人生的规律做，才会得到人家的认同。“哇，结婚好啊，这样才乖嘛。。。”“恭喜哦，娶老婆，养番狗。。。”“快快生个小 孩来玩吧。。”

唔？就这样生了一个女儿。女儿很可爱，人家说女儿是前世的情人，果然没错。她一直叫我爸爸，爸爸的，简直甜进心里了~~身为一个好爸爸，我时常会讲故事让 她入睡。每一晚都是这样说。。。直到她不再想听我的声音。。

“我不在想听到爸爸的声音了，你都不讲道理的。。。”“怦”一声把门关上了。她认识了一个男朋友仔，每一晚都出到很夜才回来。我们男人最了解男人，我担心 她被人家骗才说了她两句，他就生气了。从那时候就开始玩冷战。一直到她出嫁那天，她跟我说：“爸，我爱你”。我哭了。我哭不是因为我冷战到最后赢了，而是 那个臭小子赢了我的女儿。。。呜呜。。。

唉，男人一生中都被女人耍，而且要被三个女人耍哦！

“来乖，吃菜会长高高哦~”骗人的！
“老公，我什么都都不要，我只要在你身边就好~”呐！我什么都没有看你要不要！
“爸爸，我爱你”屁！爱我又跟那臭小子走？！

唉。。。。。

i need determination

sometimes we are not allow to make any mistake in life. once we do a wrong decision, we have to go on with it no matter we like it or not. just like my blog, i thought of changing the blog picture for fun, but it had came to the "point of no return" when i realized that i cannot change back the previous picture. so i forced to change the template and font colours for that mistake. perhaps it is time to get a new look for my blog (though i rarely update it now), and yet, the great things are always came from mistakes, as long as we didn't defeated and discouraged by the mistake, we will surely make a difference. actually i'm now a bit confuse with my future, and also confuse with my current situation. i think i really need a solid philosophy to guide my way now.. i keep making mistakes and it brings me fear. how long do i need to get through all my uncertainty? does every final semester's student feel the same i feel now? how can i get the courage to move forward again? the more i possess, the more i fear of losing it. is that the reason why i do not dare to move on? we have to be brave when we are "nothing", so i should put down all the burdens and ego to move on, shouldn't i? and what is wrong to face people's critics when i am really wrong? i should face the truth rather than escaping from the reality.. i have to admit it that i'm getting weak nowadays.. but i'll never agree that i'll be weak forever. just give me some time, and i'll be back.. into a strong girl.. =) but all i need now is the courage to make determination.. sigh... =p